They broke up! Oh, happy day!!!

Magnet #111 - George Clooney

Look. I'm just gonna come right out with it. I've got a thing for George Clooney.

I'm not a stalker, or at the very least, I'm a very, very poor one. And in fact, I've no real desire to ever meet the guy in person (lest the fourth wall be broken, and Clooney disappoint me).

This magnet was made by a friend of mine after he saw how scandalized I was that my boyfriend George brought THATwoman to the Oscars. Obvi, my people neglected to pass along my own invite. :-)

I'll cop to having a Google alert for George Clooney, too, which keeps me up-to-date on all the latest Clooney news stories and blog entries, Googlewide. However, these last few weeks, I've been tempted to turn off the alert, because seriously, how much more do we have to put up with silly-ass news stories about Sarah freakin' Larson.

They broke up. Oh, happy day!!!

We knew from the beginning they would. I mean, who really thought they were meant to be?

So now that it's finally happened, can we stop with all the reporting and re-reporting and new speculation as to the whys and wherefores already?

I, for one, think it'd be supergreat if we could just let THATwoman sink back into the oblivion from whence she came.

(And take that dress with her.)